Full form of vip.

I read this article in toi today [11.10.13]morning in which a' aman ki aasha 'fanatic has given a humorous interpretation  or full form ,  the wry variety  to the abbreviation of VIP.I'd like to chip in with my own full forms derived solely from my personal experiences and grasp.They are---

1. Very intrusive persons
2.Very intimidating persons/politicians
3.Very inhuman persons/politicians
4. Very indecent politicians
5. Vastly illusive preceptors
6. vested interest politicians
7. vigorous in preservation [of self and pelf specially by politicians]
 8. Vekkame [shame in Tamil] illadha [lacking it] politicians.

written on 11.10.13  .9 am